Welcome to ScorchWEB

Why does the world need ScorchWeb and why does it need ScorchWeb right now? Two very important questions, both very front of mind, both addressing key issues in the Anthropocene.

But firstly who, or rather what is Scorch McBurn? That is a good question and one which he’s glad you’ve asked, though while no simple answer is possible, the following should head the conversation in the right direction.

Ok, Scorch McBurn is Extraordinarily Funny. Not extraordinarily funny, but Extraordinarily Funny. And he can say that because he is … ACCREDITED – EXTRAORDINARILY FUNNY. And you can’t get any funnier than that. Just ask any of his many and numerous friends and colleagues and they’ll straight up tell you that he’s told them that. And yes, his Official Accreditation can be made available to (tiresome) doubters and tyre kickers. In the meantime, do please wander through the marvels of this website, brought to you by the wonders of the electric computer.

Latest on ScorchWeb: A kangaroo loose in the top paddock. The intricate lives of the Sailors Hill kangaroo mob. Serialised for your enjoyment. New from ScorchMerch. The Shroud of Turin sleeping bag. For the Believer and the Non Believer.

The Extraordinary World of Scorch McBurn. The Gallery.

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