ScorchMerch 4 U.
Because too much Scorch is barely enough, you can now have your very own Scorch centric garments to adorn yourself with. Yes, from the makers of The Mutton Huntsman comes SCORCHWEAR! We are very excited to announce our new range of T shirts for the discerning and cost unconscious buyer. Stand out in the crowd, get ready for the intrigued and quizzical questions and launch yourself into a summer like no other!
Wish you’d gotten one of the very first Tamagotchis? Kicking yourself that you didn’t hang onto your ’75 Leyland Marina? Miserable that you didn’t snaffle a warehouse of DVD players? Don’t let this happen with SCORCHWEAR! Choose from these five elegant designs, or just get them all and receive a small discount.
Designed by Scorch himself, it beggars belief that these T shirts retail at only $234.18 $50 each.
Available in all the usual sizes and also on a blue or black T shirt. Simply send in your request with all the relevant details to scorch@scorchmcburn.com, and it will be so. Sizes from XXS to 5XL Click to enlarge.
You can trust Scorch with your remains. 
Get healthy responsibly. 
Profits, profits, profits! Save this one for the Boardroom. 
Don’t just think healthy, do it! 
Lurking Forward & Ladder Forward. For AFL Lovers, it’s entirely self explanatory.
And brand new to our range, SCORCHUNDIES. Yes, mens and womens underwear with the above designs emblazoned on yet another World First, The Gusset! Yep, and that’s no ordinary gusset either (or Gusso’ as we have fondly named it). Designed in Australia for Australian conditions, ours come with advanced heavy duty durability for almost limitless wear and laundering under even the harshest of condition, but with all the suppleness and flexibility that you’d expect from a number one quality gusset that were your ‘good undies’.
ScorchUndies Gussetwear fashion for women, example. 
ScorchUndies Gussetwear fashion for men, example.
And should your day involve repeated crouching or squatting actions, this gusset will accomodate you beautifully. Gentlemen, take note.
Revel in the style leading, super discreet imprint from the SCORCHWEAR studios. You know you can’t get much more intimate than that! As you strut your stuff in your SCORCHUNDIES, you are definitely Ahead of the Forefront! Price on application.