Grooming 101 - Scorch McBurn

Scorch is Ahead Of The Forefront in gentlemen’s grooming, attire and deportment.

A long time favourite is The Mutton Huntsman.

This is a giddy combination of The Huntsman Moustache and Mutton Chops. Extensive research on the Electric Computer confirms that never before has this alluring combination appeared simultaneously on any gentlemen’s face since the beginning of time. Another world first for McBurn. And you can have one too! Click here for this joy!

Scorch, staring pensively with his new seasons Mutton Huntsman.

Scorch’s stylist John Paul (Marsielle, Lyon, South Yarra) and haircutter Apocolypse (Northcote, Fitzroy, Eltham) are in furious disagreement about it, but you know Scorch has always loved prompting vigorous debate on matters of substance.

Dapper in town, The Mutton Huntsman is so very, very versatile.

Side profile leaves in no doubt
what this treasured ‘do’ consists of.

Also, there’s The ScorchWave.

This is a totally irresponsible manipulation of follicles to achieve a god awful, unbalanced and entirely unpresentable ‘do’, which only Scorch could transform into an instantly likeable and accessible style with an undeniable ‘eye candy’ edge. And it looks remarkable from any angle!

Let’s have a closer look at this daring little ‘do.

And coming soon..

You know that saying about being so far behind that you’re back in front (or even ahead of the forefront!), well ScorchBurns are coming. They’ll set a massive cat amongst the proverbial pigeons in mens grooming, and for anyone else who can pull one off. Apocalypse can’t wait to get trimming these sexy statements, though Jean Paul throws his hands up at the merest suggestion. C’est la vie.