Scorch McBurn is available as a dinner guest. Perfect for that next tense or dull function, large or small, where a delightful, engaging and distracting character is required.
He will enliven any social gathering and put guests of any nature at immediate ease, whilst also regaling attendees with tales tall and true but always Extraordinarily Funny.
Price on application. Proximity to Daylesford, Victoria, Australia a consideration.
Please note, Scorch is gluten free intolerant.
Contact:
scorch@scorchmcburn.com
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