For Believers
Sleep in solace and comfort beneath the divine image of our saviour Jesus Christ. The Shroud of Turin, believed to be the miraculous imprint of Jesus as he was wrapped up after the crucifixion, is perhaps the holiest of Christendom’s relics. Your nightly prayers will surely be answered as you snuggle down inside this authentic recreation made of the finest imported polyesters. Your horizontal indiscretions will all be forgiven, as our Lord will understand and absolve you of your transgressions on a new, more intimate level. He’s got you covered. Available in one size with the back print of the Shroud also available for those seeking the ultimate Christian experience.
Top only, available now for the very special offer of $119.99. Top and back, $149.99. Coming soon, The Halo Pillow.
For Non Believers.
Be the centre of attention at your next music festival, camp out or overnighter in this wickedly hilarious take on Christendom’s sacred ‘Shroud of Turin. If they can concoct an image to be something of profound importance, so can you! Channel a divine intervention as you wriggle out of this bad boy for a late night leak. Go the whole hog with both front and back, top and bottom of the sleeping bag imprinted. It’ll be the funnest sleep you’ve ever had.
Top only, available now for the very special offer of $119.99. Top and back, $149.99. Coming soon, The Halo Pillow.
